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Humanity officially out of jokes
“Folks, tonight I’m gonna tell the last joke ever. After this, it’s all taxes and weather reports. Forever.” Nervous laughter rippled across the room. In…
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Boeing Airlines: Crash Guaranteed or Your Money Back
In an audacious twist on air travel, Boeing Airlines has launched a ‘Controlled Crash Experience,’ inviting thrill-seekers to enjoy the unique sensation of surviving a…
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Helium Soars to Top of Periodic Table
In a stunning upset that’s got the scientific community’s electrons spinning, Helium has ballooned in popularity to become the new number one element, nudging Hydrogen…
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God Turns to AI for a Helping Hand
In a celestial twist that’s sending shockwaves through the heavens, sources close to the Almighty have revealed that God has recently adopted artificial intelligence to…
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PETAV: “Vegetables Have Rights Too!”
In an unexpected twist in the world of dietary ethics, a new activist group, PETAV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and Vegetables), has…