Los Angeles ground to a complete halt Tuesday after a single unassisted human—identified only as “Bob, 47, hungry”—attempted to find a pizza place on his…

Hockey may have finally crossed a line—or completely fried it. A startup claims it has invented a revolutionary device that lets fans “motivate” players on…

In what experts are calling a full-blown supernatural PR meltdown, a visibly irritated genie known as Azrak the All-Powerful has launched a national TV and…

NEW YORK — In a groundbreaking study that has left the scientific community both stunned and mildly nauseated, researchers announced Tuesday that urine from intoxicated…

Hydroelectric Company’s Halloween “Surprise” Leaves Town in Chaos In what officials described as “an ambitious community event,” the Quebec Hydro Authority shut off power to…

“Folks, tonight I’m gonna tell the last joke ever. After this, it’s all taxes and weather reports. Forever.” Nervous laughter rippled across the room. In…

In an audacious twist on air travel, Boeing Airlines has launched a ‘Controlled Crash Experience,’ inviting thrill-seekers to enjoy the unique sensation of surviving a…

GENEVA — In a historic reshuffling that’s rocked the chemical community, the International Periodic Table Rankings Association (IPTRA) announced Monday that helium has officially overtaken…

Heaven has quietly integrated artificial intelligence into divine operations, with God Himself acknowledging its usefulness. “Of course I know everything,” He said. “But sometimes, when…

In a move nobody asked for, the newest radical advocacy group, PETAV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and Vegetables), stormed the dietary ethics…